Hot naked women take to the street. . . !

Madison, WI- In a feable and desperate attempt NOT to fill your life with 24 hours of unimportant nonsense, the J. LaMore Fashion Reporters were called into serious action when it was reported that a large group of four beautiful women and one, well, . . . man, were walking naked down the street.

Rinnngg! The 'red phone' rings only once at 'fashion central' so when we got the call the street crew rushed to the scene in "The Beamer" and, with great skill, pushed past hundreds of other reporters you can't see in this photo to get the interview. Our fast-on-their-feet crew took the lead and asked the first of many important questions; "You women are "hot" so why is there an ugly man with you and what brand of shoes are you wearing?" Staying focused we asked, "Is the man rich or something because he seems really out of place and if he isn't rich why in God's name is he with you?" (Our policy is no trick questions. Be upfront!)

Shouting over all the other reporters, we got right to the point, "Your hair is gorgeous! what products do you use and who does it?" As we record every syllable using our own J. LaMore Fashion Street Reporter iPhone App, the questions continue to fly at a rapid pace. "Your skin is absolutely beautiful, is that a spray tan or lotion?" "I see your wearing a watch, is that the new Gucci?" "Did you learn to walk that way at Ford or Wilhelmina or Elite?" Not missing any details, "You obviously had a 'mani & padi,' where did you get that done and what color of polish is that?" Whew! We left knowing it was a job well done and everything we needed to know was recorded.

Being a fashion reporter is hard work and the skill involved with writing a headline and asking the right questions can take years to develop. Knowing where to park the car is also paramount in getting to the story first because that's what's really important as a news source. Using lots of verbs is cool too!

More fashion street news to follow . . !